You know, that Rolex, that shiny watch, everyone wants one. ‘Specially that black Submariner. High imitation, they call it. Two-tone, black and gold, real fancy lookin’. Seen it down at the market, almost fooled me, it did. Almost. But I know a thing or two about them shiny things. Been around the block, ya see.
This here Rolex Submariner, it’s a big deal. People pay good money for ’em. But you gotta be careful. Lots of fakes out there, lookin’ just like the real thing. They say “high imitation” like it’s somethin’ special. It ain’t. It’s just a fake, plain and simple.
I heard some fellas talkin’ ’bout these Rolex two-tone black Submariner watches. They say they’re hard to tell from the real ones. Cost a lot less, though. That’s why folks buy ’em. They want to look rich, but they ain’t got the money. Silly, ain’t it?
- That Rolex Submariner, it’s heavy. Real heavy.
- The fakes, they’re lighter. Feel like cheap plastic.
- The real ones, they got this gold on ’em. Shiny gold.
- The fakes, the gold comes off. Just painted on.
Now, I ain’t sayin’ I know everything. But I’ve seen enough to know what’s real and what ain’t. That Rolex two-tone black Submariner, it’s a nice watch. If it’s real. If it ain’t, it’s just a waste of money. Like throwin’ your money in the well.
These Rolex specialty stores, they sell the real ones. But they cost a fortune. More than my whole house, I bet. Who needs a watch that costs that much? Just tells the time, same as any other watch. That Casio, they say it’s cheap. But it works just fine. Keeps good time.
This whole thing with the fake Rolex, it’s just crazy. People spendin’ all their money on somethin’ that ain’t even real. Like buyin’ a pig in a poke. You don’t know what you’re gettin’ till you get it home. And then it’s too late. You’re stuck with it.
They say these high imitation Rolex watches are everywhere. Even in them fancy stores, maybe. You gotta be real careful. Look close. Feel the weight. Check that gold. Make sure it’s real. Don’t let them fool ya.
I remember old man Johnson, he bought one of them fake Rolex Submariner watches. Thought he was so smart. Bragged about it all over town. Then the gold started comin’ off. And it stopped workin’. He was so embarrassed. Had to hide it in his drawer.
These young folks today, they don’t know nothin’. They see somethin’ shiny, and they want it. Don’t matter if it’s real or not. Just gotta have it. It’s a shame, really. They’re just throwin’ their money away. Could be buyin’ somethin’ useful, like a good pair of shoes or a new coat.
That two-tone black Submariner, it sure is pretty. I’ll give it that. But pretty ain’t everything. You gotta look beyond the shine. See what’s underneath. Make sure it’s worth the money. Don’t be like old man Johnson. Don’t get fooled by a fake.
I heard them say that them two-tone ones cost more. ‘Cause of the gold, you see. Real gold is pricey. And when they’re new, yeah, they cost a lot more than the plain steel ones. But after a while, even them fancy Rolex watches lose some of their shine, some of their value. But them Rolex, they hold onto their worth better than other brands, I hear.
You know that ref. 5513, or was it 5517? I forget. Somethin’ like that. They say those are real rare. Hard to find. Worth a pretty penny, I reckon. More than I could ever afford. But then again, I don’t need no fancy watch. I got my old clock on the wall. Tells the time just fine.
So, if you’re thinkin’ ’bout buyin’ one of them high imitation Rolex two-tone black Submariner watches, just be careful. Don’t get ripped off. Make sure you know what you’re gettin’. And remember, a watch is just a watch. It ain’t gonna make you a better person. It ain’t gonna make you happy. Only you can do that.
Just remember what I said. Be smart. Be careful. And don’t throw your money away on somethin’ that ain’t real. You work hard for your money. Spend it wisely. That’s what I always say. And you know. These Rolex specialty stores are full of it. You better be real careful. You don’t want a fake one, do you?
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