This here watch, the Rolex, you know? It’s a good one, a real good one. I hear folks talkin’ about the high imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner. Sounds fancy, don’t it? But really, it’s just a watch that tells the time. This one, it ain’t got that little window that shows the date. Just the time. Which, if you ask me, is all you really need, huh?
Now, some folks, they like them fancy watches with all the bells and whistles. They want that date thing on there. Me? I don’t need it. This Submariner, it’s black. Like, real black. They call it a black sub. And if it’s a black sub, it ain’t got no date. I guess they make the other colors with the date, that there window. But black? Nope. No date. That’s how you know it’s a black sub.
- Black Submariner – always no date.
- Other colors – they got the date.
I heard some fella say he went to some fancy store, an AD, they call it, to get his Rolex. Some city folk with their fancy words. Anyways, he got a Submariner, he says. No history, he says. Whatever that means. Sounds like a load of hooey to me. A watch is a watch, right? But this fella, he said he used some secret code. A handshake or somethin’. And it worked! Imagine that. Secret codes to buy a watch. What’s this world comin’ to?
Now, some folks, they worry about gettin’ a fake one. A high imitation Rolex, they call it. Looks like the real thing, but ain’t. They say you gotta look at that little bubble thing. If it’s blue, it’s fake. Supposed to be black, like the watch. And the writin’ on the inside, the rehaut, they call it. If it’s too tiny, it might be a fake. Who knew there was so much to a watch, huh?
Back in the day, I don’t know, a long time ago, like 1969 or somethin’, Rolex made this Submariner with the date on it. Called it the Submariner Date. Fancy, huh? They said you could take it way down in the water, 200 meters. Then later, even deeper, 300 meters! Who’s gonna go that deep, I ask ya? Not me, that’s for sure. I ain’t no fish.
Folks say this Rolex, this Submariner, it’s a popular watch. Even them movie stars wear ’em. I heard that Tom Hardy fella, he wears one. Black, with the date. And that Bruce Springsteen, he’s got one too. Black, but no date. Just like this one I’m talkin’ about. The high imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariner. See? Even famous folks like a good watch. Even if they do have those fancy code handshakes.
I seen them cheaper watches, too. Casio, they call ’em. Some folks say they’re just cheap. But they tell the time, don’t they? This Casio Duro, it looks kinda like that Rolex, don’t it? Not as fancy, of course, but it does the job. If you just want to know what time it is, that’s a good watch right there. A Casio.
But that there Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, now that’s a watch. Even if it is a high imitation one. It’s got that look, you know? That heavy feel. You can tell it’s somethin’ special. Even if you don’t know nothin’ about secret codes and blue bubbles and tiny writin’. It’s just a good, solid watch. And that’s all that matters, ain’t it?
When you’re buyin’ one of these here high imitation Rolex No-Date Black Submariners, you gotta be careful. Lots of folks out there tryin’ to sell you a lemon. Gotta make sure it’s a good one. Make sure it feels right. Make sure it looks right. Don’t be fooled by no fancy talk. Just trust your gut. If it feels like a good watch, then it probably is. This Rolex, no date, black. That’s the one, if you want to get a Rolex like the famous folk.
They used to make ’em different, I hear. The older models. The 14060, they call it. That’s the one with no date. And some other one, I forget the numbers, it had the date. But now, if it’s a black sub, it ain’t got no date. That’s how you know. Simple as that. This watch thing, it ain’t as hard as some folks make it out to be. That there is just how the world is.
So, if you’re lookin’ for a good watch, a Rolex No-Date Black Submariner, even a high imitation one, just remember what I said. Look for that black color. No date. Check that bubble, make sure it ain’t blue. And don’t pay no mind to them secret codes. Just get yourself a good watch that tells the time. That’s all you need. And maybe, just maybe, you’ll feel a little bit like that Tom Hardy fella. Or that Bruce Springsteen. Or maybe just like yourself, wearin’ a darn good watch.
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