Alright, let’s yak about this here YSL COLLEGE BAG, you know, the fancy one all them city gals carry. Don’t ask me what YSL stands for, some Frenchie fella I reckon. Anyways, I heard tell these bags are cheaper over in Europe, Paris and such. They say it’s like, 20% less, maybe even more if you’re from America and get that tax thingy back. That’s a good chunk of change, enough to buy a whole lotta chicken feed, I tell ya.
Now, this here COLLEGE BAG, it ain’t like no school bag I ever seen. It’s all soft and puffy, got them little diamond shapes all over it. And smack dab in the middle is that YSL thingy, looks like fancy letters all tangled up. They say it’s a “chevron quilt,” sounds like somethin’ you put on your bed, but this here’s for showin’ off, not sleepin’ on. These city folks, they pay a pretty penny for this stuff, I tell ya. Must be made of somethin’ special.
- It’s soft, real soft. Like a baby’s bottom, but don’t go pokin’ no babies now.
- It’s got that YSL thing on it. Shiny and gold, makes it look important.
- Them diamond shapes, they call ‘em “chevron,” fancy, huh?
You can buy these bags online too, they say. Places like Farfetch, sounds like somethin’ you’d do with chickens, but it ain’t. It’s for buyin’ fancy bags and such. They even send it to ya fast, “express shipping” they call it. And if ya don’t like it, you can send it back, though I can’t imagine why anyone wouldn’t like a bag that costs a fortune. They give you extra time to return it too, “extended returns” they call it. City folks and their fancy words, I swear.
Now, I ain’t got no use for a bag like this. I got my feed sack, holds all my stuff just fine. But these city gals, they like to look fancy, carry their lipstick and their little phones in it. And I guess if you got the money, why not? But if you’re gonna get one, get it cheaper in Europe, that’s what I say. Save a few bucks, buy yourself some extra chicken feed, or maybe a new pair of work boots.
I heard tell some folks even get their bags fixed if they tear. Now, I’d just patch it up with a piece of old cloth, but these city folks, they send it off to get it fixed all fancy. They even email the YSL people, askin’ ’bout the black medium ones, or whatever color they fancy. Seems like a lot of fuss over a bag, but that’s just me. I reckon if you spend that much money, you wanna keep it nice and pretty.
The materials they use must be somethin’ special. Silky and smooth, I bet. Not like my old feed sack, that’s for sure. And the colors, they got all kinds of colors. Red, black, white, even that fancy gold color. Enough to make your head spin. But me, I like plain and simple. Brown is a good color, the color of dirt, the color of good, honest work.
So, there ya have it, my two cents on this here YSL COLLEGE BAG. If you got the money and you wanna look fancy, go for it. But if you’re like me, a feed sack does just fine. And if you’re gonna buy one, buy it cheaper in Europe. That’s the smart thing to do, even if you don’t know nothin’ ‘bout fancy bags and such. Just plain old common sense, that’s all it is.
Remember, these bags ain’t for the faint of heart, or the light of wallet. They cost a pretty penny, and you gotta take care of ’em. But I reckon if you’re reading this, you already know that. So go on, get yourself that fancy bag, if that’s what you want. Just don’t forget where you came from, and don’t forget to feed the chickens. They ain’t gonna care about no fancy bag, they just want their corn.
And that’s about all I got to say on this here YSL COLLEGE BAG. It’s a fancy thing, for fancy folks. Me, I’ll stick to my feed sack. It’s cheaper, and it holds more chicken feed.
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